The Clown Chakra sits between your Heart and Throat
Chakras, giving Voice to Inspired Laughter.
welcome
to clownchakra.com HOME OF THE
LAUGHABLE LIFESTYLE
An
alternative Lifestyle for the motivated person who is sick and tired of
being sick and tired.
An
efficient Strategy for the Individual who seeks to do Good,
instead of just thinking about it.
A simple
Attitude Adjustment to transform this Hellish existence into the Comedy of
Your Life!
FOR STRESSED EXECS. FOR AFFLUENT GUILT. FOR GENUINE
HEALERS. FOR GROWN-UP WOMEN. FOR YOU,
WHEN READY...
SERIOUSLY,
FOLKS... Are you confused? Afraid of the future? Still waiting to
"get back to the way things were" before Sept 11, 2001? You can stop
waiting. It will never happen. Can't ever be "the same" again.
We are ALL living in Chaos now.
But you can "control" Chaos
using the Powers I unveil.
BRAND NEW
OLDIES Every useful New Idea is
a re-make of Ancient Wisdom. The next "new thing" is only History you
don't know yet. We are each unique—yet must all learn the same
Lessons. Those VERY few, VERY hard, VERY simple Lessons of
Life.
Where are
some Secrets you can understand? 3,500+ years of Stats can't be all
wrong.
So... Astrology. Tarot. Tantra. I Ching...? Some of
this goofy Occult hokum is also proven, dependable Science!oh, yes it is... in both Psychology and
Statistical Modelling.
clownchakra.com is a sincere effort to reach you
and teach you a few vital Life-Altering Secrets, all compressed and
snackified for an American attention span on an E-Z installments plan.
Wisdom with a grin.
Today about half
the people on Earth invest some Faith in some form of "Chakra Power".
Energy. Aura. Vibes. An Electric Life
Force. Symbolized by Yoga's traditional 7 Chakras.
Except as
of today there are eight.
There's a new 8th Chakra you will want to integrate
into your own Belief System in more Love and Laughter
YOUR EVOLVING
CONCIOUSNESS This brand-new Ancient 8th Chakra sits betwixt your
Heart and Throat Chakras to give Voice to truly Inspired
Laughter.
No laughing
matter—it's Laughing Energy! (Not ha-ha jokes. Life's oh
my Moments). Yes, THIS is your long-lost 6th Sense... of
Humour!
It looks like a rainbow vortex, blending all 7
Chakra Rays in an Energy Smoothie to nurture your most Creative Instincts
and cure stress from excess Seriousness.
Lighten
Up! This new 8th Chakra contains just enough subtle Power to alter
your whole Life. Forever. If you want it to.
Do YOU know a
Truth once you see it? Simple Truth is: Chakras are nothing more than
subtle electrical Energies. Thus, my Chakra Church is built of
the same stuff, located in the same Space. My Church is
not on the Internet—it *IS* The Internet!
PLEASE SAVE YOUR SELF As your e-Vangelist, I preach a
fundamental Faith in The Internet. It is our last best tool to make Dreams
come true. Deeply Personal. Strictly Business. Business Personals.
Strictly Deeply Personal Business. Personally Deep Biz.
I CANNOT "FIX" ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE. I CAN COACH YOU
TO FIX YOUR SELF YOURSELF.
I've invested my
life in learning. Learned this: every solution is always
simple. Never "easy". Every Dream can come true. Step
by step. As we weave a Web in your own likeness.
We are each born
with a Gift. Many of us are given many Natural Gifts. Yet far too
many never open the great Gift(s) God gave us. Why?
ASK DR.
PHIL Fear. Intimidation. Embarrassment. Excuses. It does not
matter why you stopped, as long as you wake up and realize it is once
again time for you to Dream large and out loud.
THE CULT OF
ONE Does the word "cult" disturb
you? Good! "Loaded" words help filter out rigid idiots. Use "almost
bad" words to Good Purpose and you will see who still has a brain!
I would never belong to any Cult that would
have me as a member.
Believe
me—just don't believe "in" ME. Take bold action to Respect YOU,
then practice The Ultimate
American Creed: Love me ME me ME Me you ME me ME!
WORSHIP YOUR SELF as if you were Gawd A'mighty Her Self. or Him, if you
insist.
For example: MY Cult
only worships
ME. Problem is, YOU
can't join MY Cult of One. You'll have to create a Cult of
your own.
What do you call this oldest Reality
of Human Power?
THE FLOCK OF ONE
Once you own your
very own Cult of One, comfortable wearing God's own Garments, finally
got your Script and your Act together? NOW you need someone to
Worship YOU.
Of course,
running your Cult of One with a full Flock of One means no one else can
join. If I persuade you, and you persuade another, they must
franchise a Cult of their own.
Thus the Personal
Cult Movement grows. One Way to remain equal among Equals.
Once you are centered and
grounded in Your Self, you are ready to create Grown-Up
Relationships
The only
Faith that works just as hard as you do.
THE SHOWBIZ LIFESTYLE
Are your Biz and Life in Chaos? Good! Since
9-11, all the Rules have changed. Forever. Today you must
master Chaos. Read
the book. Learn this Simple Secret: Happiness requires Serious
Fun—NOW!
I shall prove to
you every Biz is ShowBiz. How Life itself unfolds just like a
Movie! I can verify this FACT applies to you, too. Time to
rewrite the Character you portray. Time to rebuild the very Stage upon
which you stand.
FUN IS A
SERIOUS BUSINESS At work. At play. In all your Relationships,
I'll demonstrate why ShowBiz is the proven WIN:WIN Strategy for your Biz and your Life, because it is the Language of Creative Focus.
ShowBiz builds
bold Teams trained for Chaos and keeps everyone focused on Goals, with
Faith that your Dreams have Happy Endings.
Every Man and every Woman
has every God-Given Right to act out your little Life as if the whole
World depended on your amateur Performance.
BECAUSE IT
DOES!
SEXUAL
SANITY Face it. Sex is 10% of a
Good Relationship... and 90% of a Bad one! I am over 50
now, yet learned more about Relationships last year than I ever
imagined. Simple. Difficult.
And worth
every effort at any age to learn: we all need LESS Sex and
MORE Sexuality.
FREE LOVE
COSTS TOO MUCH I was a Founding Flower Child. Helped shape our
Permissive Culture. Look at the results— Politically Correct
Liberals and Puritan Nazi Prudes together raised a new Generation
of morally clueless Bored Brats with some lousy taste in Music!
AN ERROR IS NOT A MISTAKE UNTIL YOU REFUSE TO FIX IT.
NO PRUDES
ALLOWED Young or old, Chakra Power heals you. The Faith of Tantric
Yoga is in Kundalini, your (#1) Root Chakra; that pure Sexual Energy
that flows up from Mother Earth Her Self. Tantra is a CULT all its
own.
But, ahh, the new
Neo-Tantra Movement in America is your remarkably nourishing
"fast-food" version of true Sexual Healing.
"Tantra Lite" is
also a Very Sincere Cult. The professed goal in both these
Cults is to follow their Rules so you can eventually create your
own Rules—Freedom Lite!
Thus, you will
also need to exercise your Clown Chakra—so you can join in, learn,
yet never surrender your fundamental Faith in your
Self.
THE NEW FAMILY
VALUES I am an utter skeptic, yet
here to testify that this Chakra Power will blow your Mind! I
will introduce you to some top Teachers who train you to find God
through Sexuality. The only thing at risk is your sanity.
One man? All
that? View my
History! Convinced? Many of you are mostly just surprised
I'm still alive. Me, too.
YOUR LIFESTYLE
CONSULTANT Spent the last decade refining this Job Title so you
can give yourself permission to invest mere money in return for
Life-altering Knowledge. Strategies. Tactics. and
ATTITUDE!
Okay, not a "job"
job. It's a Service— a Very Personal Consultant for Execs and
distinctly Grown-Up Individuals ready for a Reality Check right
now.
Instant Karma on
the installment plan. You will need a strong Spirit and Deep
Pockets. Custom Programs priced for Fortune 500 Biz Execs
and Individuals.
AM I THE COACH
FOR YOU? Probably not. As your e-Vangelist, I can guarantee that nothing
changes—and yet everything Changes! Not for
dilettantes. I am Blessed to be able to say "no".
PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR
TIME I cannot "fix" your Life. Can't "save" you. All I am good
for is your Liveb Demo Unit for writing and performing in
The Comedy.
See that
slogan directly below? If it makes perfect sense to you, perhaps we
will work. Together. On YOU. Contact me below.
