The Clown Chakra sits between your Heart and Throat
Chakras, giving Voice to Inspired Laughter.
to clownchakra.com HOME OF THE
alternative Lifestyle for the motivated person who is sick and tired of
being sick and tired.
efficient Strategy for the Individual who seeks to do Good,
instead of just thinking about it.
Attitude Adjustment to transform this Hellish existence into the Comedy of
FOR STRESSED EXECS. FOR AFFLUENT GUILT. FOR GENUINE
HEALERS. FOR GROWN-UP WOMEN. FOR YOU,
FOLKS... Are you confused? Afraid of the future? Still waiting to
"get back to the way things were" before Sept 11, 2001? You can stop
waiting. It will never happen. Can't ever be "the same" again.
We are ALL living in Chaos now.
But you can "control" Chaos
using the Powers I unveil.
OLDIES Every useful New Idea is
a re-make of Ancient Wisdom. The next "new thing" is only History you
don't know yet. We are each uniqueyet must all learn the same
Lessons. Those VERY few, VERY hard, VERY simple Lessons of
some Secrets you can understand? 3,500+ years of Stats can't be all
So... Astrology. Tarot. Tantra. I Ching...? Some of
this goofy Occult hokum is also proven, dependable Science!oh, yes it is... in both Psychology and
clownchakra.com is a sincere effort to reach you
and teach you a few vital Life-Altering Secrets, all compressed and
snackified for an American attention span on an E-Z installments plan.
Wisdom with a grin.
Do YOU know a
Truth once you see it? Simple Truth is: Chakras are nothing more than
subtle electrical Energies. Thus, my Chakra Church is built of
the same stuff, located in the same Space. My Church is
not on the Internetit *IS* The Internet!
PLEASE SAVE YOUR SELF As your e-Vangelist, I preach a
fundamental Faith in The Internet. It is our last best tool to make Dreams
come true. Deeply Personal. Strictly Business. Business Personals.
Strictly Deeply Personal Business. Personally Deep Biz.
I CANNOT "FIX" ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE. I CAN COACH YOU
TO FIX YOUR SELF YOURSELF.
I've invested my
life in learning. Learned this: every solution is always
simple. Never "easy". Every Dream can come true. Step
by step. As we weave a Web in your own likeness.
Once you are centered and
grounded in Your Self, you are ready to create Grown-Up
Faith that works just as hard as you do.
THE SHOWBIZ LIFESTYLE
Are your Biz and Life in Chaos? Good! Since
9-11, all the Rules have changed. Forever. Today you must
master Chaos. Read
the book. Learn this Simple Secret: Happiness requires Serious
I shall prove to
you every Biz is ShowBiz. How Life itself unfolds just like a
Movie! I can verify this FACT applies to you, too. Time to
rewrite the Character you portray. Time to rebuild the very Stage upon
which you stand.
FUN IS A
SERIOUS BUSINESS At work. At play. In all your Relationships,
I'll demonstrate why ShowBiz is the proven WIN:WIN Strategy for your Biz and your Life, because it is the Language of Creative Focus.
bold Teams trained for Chaos and keeps everyone focused on Goals, with
Faith that your Dreams have Happy Endings.
Every Man and every Woman
has every God-Given Right to act out your little Life as if the whole
World depended on your amateur Performance.
SANITY Face it. Sex is 10% of a
Good Relationship... and 90% of a Bad one! I am over 50
now, yet learned more about Relationships last year than I ever
imagined. Simple. Difficult.
every effort at any age to learn: we all need LESS Sex and
COSTS TOO MUCH I was a Founding Flower Child. Helped shape our
Permissive Culture. Look at the results Politically Correct
Liberals and Puritan Nazi Prudes together raised a new Generation
of morally clueless Bored Brats with some lousy taste in Music!
AN ERROR IS NOT A MISTAKE UNTIL YOU REFUSE TO FIX IT.
ALLOWED Young or old, Chakra Power heals you. The Faith of Tantric
Yoga is in Kundalini, your (#1) Root Chakra; that pure Sexual Energy
that flows up from Mother Earth Her Self. Tantra is a CULT all its
But, ahh, the new
Neo-Tantra Movement in America is your remarkably nourishing
"fast-food" version of true Sexual Healing.
"Tantra Lite" is
also a Very Sincere Cult. The professed goal in both these
Cults is to follow their Rules so you can eventually create your
own RulesFreedom Lite!
Thus, you will
also need to exercise your Clown Chakraso you can join in, learn,
yet never surrender your fundamental Faith in your
THE NEW FAMILY
VALUES I am an utter skeptic, yet
here to testify that this Chakra Power will blow your Mind! I
will introduce you to some top Teachers who train you to find God
through Sexuality. The only thing at risk is your sanity.
One man? All
that? View my
History! Convinced? Many of you are mostly just surprised
I'm still alive. Me, too.
CONSULTANT Spent the last decade refining this Job Title so you
can give yourself permission to invest mere money in return for
Life-altering Knowledge. Strategies. Tactics. and
Okay, not a "job"
job. It's a Service a Very Personal Consultant for Execs and
distinctly Grown-Up Individuals ready for a Reality Check right
Instant Karma on
the installment plan. You will need a strong Spirit and Deep
Pockets. Custom Programs priced for Fortune 500 Biz Execs
AM I THE COACH
FOR YOU? Probably not. As your e-Vangelist, I can guarantee that nothing
changesand yet everything Changes! Not for
dilettantes. I am Blessed to be able to say "no".