THE SECRET POWER
OF SACRED LAUGHTER |
Very Serious Clown Scientists have found that
your most serious
problems are rooted in the terribly serious condition identified as:
Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from
constipation to cancer to karma.
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Scientists from
the Clown Academy have also
discovered a new
source of Healing. It is a powerful psychic energy point located
between your Heart Chakra and Throat Chakra. It is called the
Clown Chakra.
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If you are feeling
miserable, if you have financial problems,
if your relationship is the pits, if you are in ill health, if you have
a burning need to sue people, if you always find fault with others,
then obviously, your Clown Chakra is clogged. When this happens,
a high-powered microscope reveals that the cells of every organ
display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is open and
functioning normally, your cells display a happy face.
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The Scientists also discovered that most disease
is due to the fact
that cells are out of ease or dis-eased. When you feel ill, it is often
because your mind has projected guilt onto the cells of your body
and has forced out the Love that is naturally found within each cell
of your body. The cells are saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for short.
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When light enters darkness, the darkness is
gone. When the
Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly,
the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment,
grievances, unhappiness, etc., and transforms the energy into
tiny red heart-shaped balloons.The red heart-shaped balloons
contain God's most nourishing Love and Joy. These in-riched
balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and
a happy face appears instantly.
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These red heart-shaped balloons are called
endorphins, due
to the fact that when you experience them, the feelings of
separation ends. You experience being back home with God
and hence are no longer an orphan of Life. This is the
well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect.
Yes, it is.
Who are you to say it ain't? |
Remember to keep your Clown Chakra wide
open.
Seriousness is the leading cause of Reincarnation. |
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