Join The Cult of One

Believe Me — Do NOT Believe IN Me!
How Many Cult Members? ONLY ONE—at a Time.		No matter where you go there you are

Soundtrack: "We Are Family" — Sister Sledge

O U R M O T T O
"I wouldn't want to join any Cult
that would have ME as a member"

JOIN THE CULT OF ONE

Are you Eccentric?
Truly Talented?
Rich and Bored?

Don't move. Stay right where you are.
Do not follow me. I love you just fine.

See! you are already here with me.
Connected in the indestructable Web.

Click! behold The Power of One.
I offer unto you The Cult of One.
By definition, YOU CANNOT JOIN
my exotic erotic Secret Sect.

By definition, in The Cult of One
only YOU can worship Your Self.
No one else is qualified, are they?

So you cannot join.
But you CAN purchase a Franchise.
Then -only then- you and i might
meet as a new breed of Equals!