Dear Mr. Ziffren, Are you still fighting the Good Fight for honest
Plain-English Deals?
Ready to sell out, I now need your smartest Orson Welles contract.
More than mere Attorney, I need Packaging by a solicitous Solicitor.
Frankly, you remain the only Legalitarian I 've met whom I trust.
When was the last time you helped a Kamikaze make a comeback?
MARKETABLE RELIC
Topic: I'm a 55-year-old Webmaster. Amusing and marketable
when we dress me up as 'The Timothy Leary of The
Internet'.
Review my
history. I have altered Realitya Cultural Engineer!
You'll concur I can be pitched as 'The Forest Gump of New
Media'.
Particularly when you see my solid Media
Manipulation Machine.
It is a REAL Product. Just needs backing for a Big ShowBiz launch.
SOUNDTRACK FOR A rEVOLUTION
You joined the Bar in the Summer of Love. I pray this implies
a shared debt to music? Time to bust
the MTV Monopoly!
YOU resolved that
1988 Writers'
Strike. All by yourself.
Today, together, we might assist the RIAA, testify before
Congress, and help save the Music Industry.
Quixotic?
Perhaps. Except I have done it before. Modestly. Twice.
I began as a Media Outlaw in '66 at at The Fillmore in
'Frisco.
I've yelled at Streisand. Shoved my hands down Nixon's pants.
Sold sound systems to Mimes. Which implies comprehension of the ShowBiz Rules.
With an irreverent indifference to Celebrity.
6 CLICKS OF SEPARATION
Someone tell Ken his letter
was updated Oct 10, 2003
[Guaranteed inspired boners
for
John Malone & Jeff Katzenberg]
Steve Martin recently said it best for
me:
I have lost my competitive edge.
It makes me a better competitor.
IF NOT YOUM, WHOM?
Ken, it's lonely at the top. Your health improves with a
Pet Project to pat on the head. Teach old dog some
new tricks and we will change the way ShowBiz works. again.
Are you too old and tired? Too busy to come out and play?
Please hand-carry me to your most successful Student of the elusive WIN:WIN
plain-English Deal and be our Guru!
· A few fast-buck Films (rockumentaries to go).
· An established Marketing and Media Company.
· And a complete Strategy to launch our next SOUNDTRACK FOR
A CULTURAL rEVOLUTION.