6 Clicks Of Separation: Please Tell Ken Ziffren This Message Is For Him.

marc arno		out of the box — not out of his mind
e-Vangelist		deeply personal — strictly business

Dear Mr. Ziffren,
Are you still fighting the Good Fight for honest Plain-English Deals?

Ready to sell out, I now need your smartest Orson Welles contract.
More than mere Attorney, I need Packaging by a solicitous Solicitor.
Frankly, you remain the only Legalitarian I 've met whom I trust.

When was the last time you helped a Kamikaze make a comeback?

MARKETABLE RELIC
Topic: I'm a 55-year-old Webmaster. Amusing and marketable
when we dress me up as 'The Timothy Leary of The Internet'.

I am your e-Vangelist. This Website is my Demo Research Lab.
There are about 1,280 Pages in here. Each one and all are For Sale.
'Vicar of Virtual Ventures'? Turn on. Tune in. Click me all over!

Review my history. I have altered Reality—a Cultural Engineer!
You'll concur I can be pitched as 'The Forest Gump of New Media'.
Particularly when you see my solid Media Manipulation Machine.
It is a REAL Product. Just needs backing for a Big ShowBiz launch.

SOUNDTRACK FOR A rEVOLUTION
You joined the Bar in the Summer of Love. I pray this implies
a shared debt to music? Time to bust the MTV Monopoly!

YOU resolved that 1988 Writers' Strike. All by yourself.
Today, together, we might assist the RIAA, testify before
Congress, and help save the Music Industry. Quixotic?
Perhaps. Except I have done it before. Modestly. Twice.

I began as a Media Outlaw in '66 at at The Fillmore in 'Frisco.
I've yelled at Streisand. Shoved my hands down Nixon's pants.
Sold sound systems to Mimes. Which implies comprehension of
the ShowBiz Rules. With an irreverent indifference to Celebrity.

6 CLICKS OF SEPARATION
Someone tell Ken his letter
was updated Oct 10, 2003

Fast Track to
SERIOUS FUN
self-funding priorities

INSTANT PROFITS
Two (2) Negative Pickups

[Rockumentary theatrical/vids
for Turner (or Time) only]

LOUD BUZZ
A Face For Radio

[Talk Radio Guest—then HOST
pushing New Family Values]

MUSIC rEVOLUTION
Underground MTV Format

[Remake of a PROVEN HIT
by The Original Creator]

LIFESTYLE GURU
New Family Values

[Tantra Temp Marriages (and)
Corporate Commune Contracts]

FCC POLITICS
Mobile Media Machines

[Proven Product—Pro Team for
Radio. Cable. Corporations!]

VIRTUAL VIAGRA
Cinematic Synergies [teaser]

[Guaranteed inspired boners for
John Malone & Jeff Katzenberg]

Steve Martin recently said it best for me:

I have lost my competitive edge.
It makes me a better competitor.

IF NOT YOUM, WHOM?
Ken, it's lonely at the top. Your health improves with a
Pet Project to pat on the head. Teach ‘ old dog some
new tricks and we will change the way ShowBiz works.
again.

Are you too old and tired? Too busy to come out and play?
Please hand-carry me to your most successful Student of
the elusive WIN:WIN plain-English Deal and be our Guru!

BOTTOM LINE
One man. One Project. 100 ways to approach it.

· A few fast-buck Films (rockumentaries to go).
· An established Marketing and Media Company.
· And a complete Strategy to launch our next
SOUNDTRACK FOR A CULTURAL rEVOLUTION.

Respectfully requesting
your proactive response,

Marc Arno, e-Vangelist

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STRATEGIC CONSULTANT TO ENLIGHTENED EXECUTIVES, ENTREPRENEURS, & HEALERS

Ken Ziffren started Ziffren & Ziffren in 1967. He is the #1 plain-English legal dealmaker in the world of ShowBiz. Represents Dreamquest.