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What's
with this website?
Business? or Pleasure? or what? |
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yes. Deeply personal & strictly Bizness.
A Lifestyle Experiment & Performance Art.
It is an
Investment Portfolio, specializing in
the Marketing of Dreams. For Women
Mostly. |
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What
you selling, Slick?
Is this some kind of "scam"? |
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no. Web is my craft. The more you read,
the more
you will see loving effort in these
witty words, written just to make You
smile. |
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So, this is no
ordinary sort of "scam".
These Pages look "too slick" 'cuz I am
Old Man Webmaster—The Digital Hippie.
I am
also... |
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- The Timothy Leary of
The Internet
- The Forrest Gump of
New Media
- The Chauncy Gardner
of Romance
- The Machiavelli of
Marketing
- The Wizard of Oz
- The
e-Vangelist
- I'm Harold AND
Maude!
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A
really truly Priest?
yes. A legit
non-denominational cleric since
1970. no, not a Federal-blessed tax-exempt
501(c)(3) non-profit.
not yet. (you a Lawyer?) |
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A churchmouse
of modest means, indeed,
standing on the brink of material success.
The
Role I was born to play: e-Vangelist.
The Timothy Leary of The
Internet! |
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oh
yeah? Where's your Church?
Right here. Our
Cult of One works one-to-one,
on-line only.
[CLICK FOR INSTANT
INSPIRATION] |
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To consult my
mind in the flesh, you must
reside in (or pilgrimage to) Atlanta GA.
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"Flesh"? You want to get in my pants!
close. I want
to get you out of your pants.
yep, nearly nekkid. Comfortable
with each
of your flawless flaws. [NO SHAME ALLOWED]
A Sensory Artist,
I need to experience You. |
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I agree
dating is for the birds.
What else is there to do?
Require every
Date you date to take notes?
about mutual Dreams? and make mutual Plans?
to make those Dreams more real? |
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All we must do
first is agree on our own original
Script and the casting of our own
Characters
in our own Real-Life Movie Starring YOU! |
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Why do
you insist we talk in "ShowBiz"?
It is the ONLY WIN:WIN VOCABULARY in
our
entire Culture of Competition. |
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You
some kinda slick-talkin' pimp?
nope, ain't no nudist nor Swanger,
neither.
However, I would not hesitate to design
a
mobile video studio
for a polite Porn Star.
I regard raunch as far more theraputic than
stimulating. (please prosecute pedophiles
as terroristsI got a 12-yr-old
niece!) |
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What
about LOVE, you scrawny old creep?
Love? That is
the easiest chore of all—providing
you've embraced the most difficult Lesson in
Life.
After that, we can negotiate our
Marriage Vows. |
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Yipes!
Be brave, dear heart. I promised you this would be
Serious
Fun. Go ahead. Click me all over. If you
cannot find sincere heartfelt laughter in here,
then you need not
bother to continue. |
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I agree
dating is for the birds.
What else is there to do?
It takes a rare
Grown-Up Woman to grasp the
magnificent difference between
Eros and Sex.
Come to me, if you do understand (or want to). |
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I make only
one moral judgement—
does your Talent enhance your Dream? |
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So
what's with all this Whore stuff?
I have no dealings with Pimps, 'Hos,
nor Sluts.
But any true Priestess must also be able
to play an Actress
of Flesh. convincingly.
If only to comfort a sad Soul on a slow day.
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There
is a special place in my Script for
that rare Whore With A Heart Of
Gold.
If you are—if you know—any Adult Woman
with the
savvy intellect and versatile Talent
to portray a sublime
Actress of Flesh, have
I got a
Dream website for you! (that ain't it) |
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You're
a sick perverted freak!
That isn't a question. |
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You
sound charmingly eccentric.
When can we get together for a date?
never! Dating is a social
ritual for liars wearing
false faces. There is only one reason to meet
with me: a chance to make your Dream real.
That's more work. I'm
your best Second Job. |
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Job?
What's it pay?
pay? It costs you. It costs you precisely
as much as it costs me: valuable Time.
I have none
to waste. None to spare.
The idiot who suggests "time is money"
has no
concept of its true Value!
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How much time
have you've been reading?
Bored amusement? Or looking to make an
investment in your Self? Seriously seeking
some Serious Fun?
Worth a
call! |
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