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SHAME and HUMILIATION
In the proven tradition of the Marines, CIA, and Scientology
boot camp brainwashing, I will confirm your worst fears -
you are an ignorant lout, so far behind the Technology
curve you stand on the brink of a total career meltdown.
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ANTACID BREAK - Now you know why this is
very private Stealth Training. |
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SHAME and TERROR
If you fail to grasp the skillset of any 12-year-old netBaby,
you are going to lose your job to a 24-year-old tattooed
Harvard propellerhead with an ink-wet degree in eCommerce.
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MEAL BREAK - where you have no appetite, so have
time
to ask many Questions. I get to Answer with my mouth full. |
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REORIENTATION
Next you will learn key Reality Checks for Internet Strategies.
What really works. What will work. What is just wishful
Hype. |
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REDEMPTION
Good news: it ain't Rocket Science. But it is a paradigm shift.
If you fail to focus your gut-level third eyesight, prepare to
lose Market Share.
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INTERACTIVE - rewrite your Business Model on a
napkin.
Next, design your New Strategy on this Etch-A-Sketch.
This is The Moment you hold The Secret in your hands. |
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SALVATION
Our core service is an assisted epiphany - for a New Vision of New
Media. Walk out with a new Plain-English Attitude, and a list of Really Good
Questions to scare those snot-nosed Webkids working their R&D on
your Image. |
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ACTION
The Whole Enchilada
featuring BRANDCASTING |
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FREEBIE
The Internet demands generosity of all participants. So-
if you don't want to pay for this Cyber Survival Training,
here is *almost* everything you need to learn in your gut:
Our Training translates all this pithy cyberbabble
into pragmatic Plain English. Call for availability. |
