The very nature of the 'Net is that there are
no secrets.
So slide those .44 calibre Lawyers back in your pocket,
and let's have a cheerful discussion about Serious Fun.
You are one of a dozen men on Earth who could effectively
exploit my brain for maximum profits. But where to start?
1. Walk The Walk
Your legend was built on building Something from Nothing.
We'll teach AOL how to grow New Dollars from Old Inventory.
Show 'em how to manufacturea Brand New Movie
in 45 days!
3. Push The Buttons
Want to get back at CNN? Or just back inside? Just to bring them
a new tool that will change everything in News forever? Look at the
proven technologies packaged in our CNN
Community News Unit.
Or is that a
Classroom-On-Wheels I see in your future?
4. Twist The Knife
The best reason to talk with me is this: Sweet
Revenge on MTV.
At least a black eye. Black ink for the three losingest Divisions
at AOL-Time. Again, harvesting new profits from Old Inventory.
My goal is to earn back that $25,000,000 Sassa squandered.
Spank The Monkey
I've screamed at Streisand. Shoved my hands down Nixon's pants.
Even sold sound systems to Mimes. I'm the Most
Famous Man
You Never Heard Of. And I want to keep it that way. So I will
cook up a hot, healthy Controversy, then YOU can dish it out—
a heaping helping of crow cooked up for all your Detractors!
Respectfully requesting
more time than you can spare,
