The
Prayer above and the Vows below were written in 2001, as my contribution
to the legendary "Anti-Bridal Fashion Show" by the legendary
couture designer Christina Sands at Atlanta's late lamented
legendary bluemilk arts gallery.
Today, these Modern Marriage Vows
have become my most popular Page, with 25-30 Visitors per day getting
a healthy laugh at this remarkably serious Lifestyle Choice: to
Love Your Self.
The
Only Marriage Vows That Work
MUST
BE RENEGOTIATED AND RENEWED EVERY 1,001 NIGHTS
(last
revised April 1st, 2003)
Repeat after
me— me. me. me. Me First. Me
Alone. Me so Lonely. These are the Dues I pay each day to live My
Life as a Work Of Art.
I hereby
dedicate each Moment of Time to craft the Memorable Character who plays
The Best Me in this Movie of My Life, in sure and certain Fear My God
is a lofty Studio Exec who expects to be Entertained. My Only Purpose is
to Play my Part as if Real Life depends upon it. Because it
does.
