Proven Alternative To Vile Infomercials
The e-Vangelist TV Ministry Stress Relief
When You Need It Most
by the Timothy Leary of The Internet
 
 
Soundtrack: "Mr. Radio" — ELO  

O V E R V I E W
* Remake of a Proven Hit
Underground Radio for TV
* Advertainment Format
100% LIVE! Soft-Sell
* Broadest Demographics
Target: Women & Couples
* Lowest Production Costs
Brandcaster Technologies
* Genuine Public Service
Profitable Music Library
* Timing Is Everything
The Sept. 11 Paradigm
* Stress Relief as needed
Late-Night TV Ministry
* Cable TV Music Network
24-7 MTV for Women!
* Casting The eVangelist
Female Talent favoured
We cheerfully accept very large
Donations. Not tax deductible.
Not yet. But send some money
anyway. We really need it.

TAKE  MY  INFOMERCIAL,  PLEASE
PUBLIC SERVICE — AT A PROFIT!

When I am done, the Next Big Thing shall be
an Infomercial Replace your whole wretched Infomercials
Schedule with original and 100% LIVE
Advertainment for the Midnite Hours.
Absolutely Beneficial. Utterly Creative.
Deliberately Soft. Blatantly Controversial.

THE E-VANGELIST TV MUSIC MINISTRY
is the "safe" REMAKE of a PROVEN HIT—
by the original Programmer who did it first!
(for)
A Media Mogul's Public Service—at a Profit!



"Ready when you are, C.B."
Ted Turner   Oprah Herself   Jeff Bewkes
 
 
 
 




 		  
 

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