THE  EVANGELIST DIED IN 1966

In 1966, I experienced 22 of the 26 steps of a classic NDE (Near-Death Experience —soon to be a major motion picture?). It made me one Very Focused Hippie. God kindly booted my skinny ass out of the Celestial Crashpad, right back down to this Living Hell—with memory intact. I know what Eternity feels like. So blessed am I with Secret Knowledge; twice-cursed with a vain Responsibility to comfort Lost Souls—given Words too weak to ever convey the true Rapture that awaits you. Guaranteed. Earthquakes? UFOs? Burning bushes? If you have not seen it felt it done it for yourself—if you have not lived through your own Death, dare you truly Believe? A SYMBOLIC Death will do nicely. You'll never have a better chance than 9-11. You can make this day the Best Death of your Life.

I believe you can...