FAQ:  BRAND NEW OLDIES
Soundtrack for a Lifestyle
 



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WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO fogBOUND?

Please do not listen unless you WANT TO LISTEN.


Tune in when you are in the mood for Mood.
Turn on to a Maximum Mix of Mellow Music.
Drop off all the cares of the world and Relax.
Explore wherever The Music takes you.
 
 
  • Go with The Flow
  • Surrender to The Spirit
  • Immerse your Imagination
  • Music is theraputic.
 



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WHY CALL IT "BRAND NEW OLDIES"?

If you haven't heard it, it is new to You!
"Oldies" because there are 1,000,000+ Songs
out there, waiting to be heard.  I play them
so YOU will fall in love with some of them.

"Brand New" because who cares when it was
recorded?  I only care how well it's played...
and how it makes you FEEL.  RIGHT NOW.
 



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ARE YOU LIVE?  OR ROBOT RADIO?

Help!  I'm trapped  ALIVE! inside this Library!
It's true. Unless there is some Tecnical Difficulty, I will
be here mixing your music LIVE! in-person all night long!

Or shall I mix your Noon-Midn Bio-Rhythm every Sunday?
A 12-hour LIVE! Super Segue Marathon?  I can do that!


LIVE!...  The Reality TV of Radio
I tried some robo-radio software, but none of it can
segue with instinct, nor get inspired to alter the flow
at the very last second to slide into a new Groove.

I'm working solo without a net! Could blow it bad
at any moment. Just listen for a while. I will make
more mistakes in any given day than Dick Clark
has flubbed in his entire career.  LIVE!
 



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LIVE?  SO WHY DON'T YOU TALK?

Because Music Speaks Louder Than Words.
Once upon a time I was famous for NOT talking.
I am a Mixmaster. Not a Jock. Kids need a Jock.
Grown-Ups want the most Music possible.  me, too.


Once in a while I will rattle off a string of Artists.
More often, I wax eloquent about a favorite Tune
to punctuate a Mix in the Mood (or maybe to
cover up a sloppy segue). Have to do the commercials.
I know stuff? So what?  What can I tell you?

Playlists are posted in the Website.
Let the Music speak for itself.
 



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LIVE?  WHY NOT TAKE REQUESTS?

I love it when you ask "what's playing right now?"
Truth is: I DO fill many Requests.... a week or two later.
After I've build a whole new Set around your choice.

Or, in a Perfect Moment, I may play Your Request next!
Because I'm mixing it LIVE!  Because I CAN!  Because
YOU are n The Mood, right there in The Groove with
me, and WOW! it just hits you:  The Perfect Segue.

All you do now is dial fast, get lucky to get through,
pray your Request is in The Library, hope to Gawd
it hasn't been played this month, sweat it that I see the
phone is blinking! Will I pick up before your song ends?
whew.

Let me repeat:  I want your input. I need your feedback.
I welcome your ideas.  BUT.... not right now.

Right now you are supposed to be relaxed. Laid back.
Immersed completely in the Music of The Moment.
So just jot down your Perfect Segues and e-mail them.
Later.
 



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LIVE?  WHY NOT SAY WHAT'S PLAYING?




oh yes. For Lovers  AND Lonely Hearts.
No way I like sappy sugar-coated Cinderella fantasies.
I mix the most deeply EROTIC Music ever recorded.

ABOUT  Love of Life.  Mellow Moods.  R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
Relaxation.  Blues with a Feeling.  Sensual Spirituality?
 Slinky jazz (and I don't mean Kenny G!)
 



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WHY MIX SO MANY STYLES?


uhhhh—
because it's all Good Stuff?
 



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WHY SHOULD I LISTEN FOR HOURS?

Please do NOT listen unless you WANT to Listen.
More than half my Library is indexed "NO-REPEAT MONTH".
If you miss it, you really miss it.  And the next time
you do hear it, you won't when know it's coming. LIVE! Radio
is the next best mystery to a live band.


Here's all the Music you've never heard before.
Here's all the Music you may never hear again!
 



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WHY SO MUCH FOREIGN MUSIC?

Music is THE Universal Language we ALL understand.
It's only the words that are not always sung all in English.
Still, this is important enough to answer you seperately.

I better admit this right now... I'm a Slow Learner.
A Fool.  Learned all the hard things the hard way.
Now that I've learned to love Music for Music's sake,
the Lyrics only give you 7% of the Experience.

Yes, Lyrics tell a Story... but Music's Mood defines the Emotion.
The words change their meaning depending on how they're sung!
A Mix is not about any one Song. It's about where it takes you.

Since Getz strolled Ipanema and The Beatles first twanged
a sitar, Music has expanded our emotions to embrace new
and strange sounds sounds from distant lands.

Paul Simon brought us South American and South Africa harmonies.
Alaina and Madonna artfully traslate Arabic yodels for American ears.
The erotic beats in Bio-Rhythm is irresistable in every language.
 



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WHY NOT PLAY MORE HITS?

I am not a Jock. I am an Entertainent Engineer.
I am supposed to Turn You On. Not sell you Singles.

Actually, I hope and pray each Maximum Music Mix
inspires you to purchase more music by more Artists.
Variety!  But how can you buy it if you never hear it?




  • FAMILAR ARTISTS  sing other songs
  • FAMILAR SONGS  by other Artists
  • SWEET SONGS  by Heavy Artists
  • POSITIVE ATTITUDE  in all Songs

So my only J.O.B. is to TURN YOU ON.  If I'm any
good at it, now and then I BLOW YOUR MIND.

One Motto to keep in mind:

 



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WHERE DO I FIND THIS MUSIC TO BUY?


Music is theraputic.

Research proves many people pay no attention
to the words. I often do segues using Lyrics, but choose all
music based on ATTITUDE.  How it makes you FEEL.



EXAMPLE TREND:
Private Lable
custom-mix
compilations by
Sharper Image.

(not recommended
for purchase)



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HOW DARE YOU RUN ADS OVER MUSIC?

Because SOMEBODY has to pay for YOUR Free Music.
Sorry to break it this way, but there is no Free Lunch.
Sponsors pay for every segue. I could get rich if I sold
Ads between every other Song. But THAT ain't fun.

I made a Promise:  The Music Never Stops.
You and I both know I cannot be 100% faithful.
But I keep dealing to ensure every Commercial
has Music running through it... or under it.
 



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WHAT MAKES YOU SO DIFFERENT?

.I don't want an Audience.  I just want you.
I don't play to the crowd.  I'm just a Music Lover
sharing all the goodies I can find. I don't really do
a "show". Simply create a Mood.  Then change it!
 



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WHY SUCH LONG COMMERCIALS?


I am so lucky.  In these days when Radio sucks big time,
my Sponsors work WITH me to make those necessary
Commercials fit into the flow as smoothly as possible.

 Can't you listen to
a longer, clearer Message from the people who just gave
you TWO HOURS of .  

THANK THEM FOR THE MUSIC.
It all comes down to YOUR patronage of my Sponsors.
You must tell them and show them how much YOU
appreciate THEIR choice to support the ol' soft-sell.
 



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WHY ARE YOU ONLY ON WEEKENDS?

Good Music is hard to find.
Music is ShowBiz.  But Radio is BigBiz. Meetings.
When not kissy-facing with my sweet, sweet Sponsors,
I spend the rest of the week tracking down and trying out
Brand New Oldies for your next weekend Mix.
 



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WHEN IS fogBOUND ON?

I will be on LIVE! whenever YOU DEMAND IT!
Except Mornings.  I don't do Mornings.

Here's what I'm trying to do.
Can you help me do it like this?:
 
 
  • BEST:  Noon-Midnight LIVE! Sunday Segue
  • GROW:  Noon-Midnight LIVE! Saturday Segue
  • (OR):  10pm - 4am LIVE! Weekend Segue (3 nights)
  • (OR):  Midnight-5am LIVE! Weekend Segue (3 nights)
 



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WHY NOT A WHOLE 24/7 CHANNEL?

Blessings upon you, O Music Lover.
One day soon I hope to see Radio and The Music Biz
vital and re-energized to join us in the 21st Century.

Just like the original Underground Radio scored the
Soundtrack for our Cultural Revolution in the '60s,
America needs a Musical Attitude Adjustment.
We need our Music to be a Postive Motivation.
We want Radio to sound like our own Power to WIN!

 
 
  MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN
6-12n The Rhythms of Life Gawd
12-6pm Attitude Adjustment 12-hr LIVE!
Segue
Marathon
12-hr LIVE!
Segue
Marathon
6-12m Think of That LIVE!
PARTY!
12-6am fogBound  Maximum Mellow Mix
 



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WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

Trust me.
 


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