| PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME |
I appreciate your interest.
Or is it
simply curiosity from your Inner Kitten?
I want one thing: A SERIOUS
IMAGINATION.
I seek a Talented Grown-Up Woman to become
my
Creative Collaborator. Mutual Muses. Writer?
The rest of you may wish
to leave now.
This next part may feel wickedly brutal.
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For Women Who Write Personal Ads
Do you like to travel?
Shopping? The Finer Things?
Flowers and Surprises? Movies & TV? Dining
out?
Dining in? Old-Fashioned grrl? God-fearing?
STOP
IT!
All that makes you is a Typical Chick or Gal.
What on that list
says YOU are in the least
special? Interesting? Different?
Individual?
If you are "bored"...? You are BORING!
Try
thinking Positive.
Try being Honest.
TRY
COMMUNICATION.
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Special Message to Women 35-55+
You began adult life
with a List Of Things To Do.
Then, typically late thirties, you look in the
mirror
and see how much time you've already wasted.
You now hear your clock is
ticking--LOUD!
So you make a new List: "What I DON'T
Want".
You "share" it. Aggressively PROCLAIM it!
Vow to never
make That Same Mistake again.
You make radical Changes -
positive to negative.
Run Personals citing your List of Flaws.
Recite
it on the phone; quote it again on first dates with
the zeal of a
proud Poet. Don't Won't Can't Shan't.
Are you out of your
mind?
Any Man Worth Knowing knows himself.
Events from his own
past will certainly fit
within any List Of Typical Human Flaws.
We learn by making common mistakes.
If a Wise Man says he is
wise, is he Wise?
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Rudeness? Kindness?
The list below is a taste of your own medicine.
My own
List of What I Don't Want In My Woman.
I pray you find positive
insights in such Negativity.
Hope you notice what is NOT on my Snaughty
List
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| DEAL BREAKERS |
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NOT 'God-Fearing'... GOD-LOVING!
[goddammit!] |
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NO Girls 'Gals' Chicks 'Ladies' Divas Queens
BBWs
Goddesses 'Southern Belles' nor Buddies...
I desire a Co-Star -- NOT
some lazy Stereotype Lable.
[A
CREATIVE WOMAN to play Priestess and inspired Muse!]
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NO Prudes. Spiritual Sexuality is my
Faith.
[America's Puritan Ethic is utterly
unethical.] |
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NO Victims. Sorry, I cannot save you
from them.
[The worst
affliction in America.]
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NO ***holics. Sorry, I cannot save you from
DNA.
[workaholics
welcome—depending on your Dreams]
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NO Sheep. I'm no Shepherd. Go flock
yourself.
[Believe me—but do not believe
*IN* me.] |
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NO Liars. Most "secrets" are distortions.
[Only Creativity permits honesty
without outrage]
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NO Screamers. Yelling never proves
nothing.
[Peace is our most important
product]
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NO Intolerance. NO TOLERANCE for
Intolerants.
[exceptions: terrorists
pedophiles predators kill kill.]
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NO Daddy's Girls. I am a poor
Scholar, my child.
[Remember, Marilyn
Monroe was HOT for Einstein.]
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NO Cinderellas. I'm no Prince nor
Charming.
[If you MUST become a
Princess Bride--try
Islam!]
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NO Party Animals. I only have time for
Serious Fun.
[why escape
Reality?—when we can Create it!]
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NO Personals Pros. I only have time for
Serious Fun.
[Besides, I
prefer to cook over dining out!]
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My own shameful shortcomings.
Sincere apologies.
I am deeply ashamed how I feel about certain
conditions.
Hard as I try, I have not overcome these prejudices...
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NO Dating. Nothing conventional between
us.
[original New Family Values.] |
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NO Illiterates. yes, "simple" is sweet
and honest.
[It's just that you need
a razor Wit to savor my
Mind.]
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NO Obesity. yes, "plump" is pleasing.
(scrawny, too!)
[Sweet as you
are, +50 pounds strains my aesthetice.]
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NO Fuglies. I must enjoy watch you sleep for
hours.
[Just be gratified whenever
you look into your mirror.] |
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NO Perfection. I won't buy your surgery or
make-up.
[Just be humble whenever you
gaze into your mirror.] |
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NO Cowards. I'm scary enough when you're
brave.
[The only thing at risk is your
Sanity.]
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NOT 'God-Fearing'... GOD-LOVING!
[i said goddammit!] |
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