Soundtrack: "Jesus Is Just Alright" — Doobie Bros.
A Helpful Hint for all Single "Girls", "Gals", "Ladies", and most "Traditional" Babes... ...Join Islam! No, really. Think about it: no premarital sex no second job outside the home no expensive fashion competition You get your own private room! (because you are unclean) No need to get an education Just take care of Your Man. Cook. Clean. Fuck on demand. And raise his Kids (sons) proper. Just like in the big hit book: The Rules. WOW! TELL ME MORE!
A word for reluctant Christians Did you know Moslems put Jesus right up there next to Mohammed? Equals. BOTH are the Son of God. Me, too. You, too. Here is an amazing fact I had to double-check. It's true—The Virgin Mary is mentioned more often in the Koran than in the New Testament! So, Jesus Freaks, take heart!		Mea Culpa I am a Cynic by profession. My simplistic sarcasism in NO WAY disrespects Islam. It fulfills the Republican Dream! Experience suggests that most females I've met struggling to be independent secretly yearn for the sweet simplicity of Islam's Ozzie & Harriet Lifestyle. Bean pie?
no thanks, I'll keep looking for that rare American Jerk who isn't a total dickhead